It all began with a dream. about Ben Affleck.

Please join me in giving a warm welcome to a very special guest who has recently arrived at Wasserman and Partners. Introducing Graeme’s facial hair.

If you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting it already, please stop by Graeme’s once soft and supple face and introduce yourself.
Don’t be alarmed if at first you are frightened, confused or taken aback. These reactions are all normal. And rest assured that Graeme has not morphed into Ben Affleck, nor has a small animal found it’s final resting place atop his chin. The fact remains, that no matter how frightening on the outside, he’s still our sweet, endearing Graeme on the inside.

In evidence of this, our sweet Graeme has generously agreed to grow his facial hair (of sorts) for a total of thirty (30) consecutive days.

Now some of you may be thinking, is this some sort of crazy organism cultivating project, or another one of his get rich quick schemes? The answer is no.

In fact, Graeme has kindly volunteered his beard to do some good for a change.
Over the next 30 days, Graeme will participate in a one man Beard-a-thon. He will be taking pledges (minimum of $5) throughout the 30 day period, with all proceeds going to the SPCA and the Stephen Lewis Foundation.

Today is day 1 of his journey. We will post a donation box at Graeme’s desk. Please give generously. It’s a good cause – not to mention it’s super hot out and he’s already complaining that it’s really itchy. Plus, it also supplies an endless amount of inter-office entertainment and ridicule, to keep our minds off the fact that it is so beautiful outside.

Graeme and his beard thanks you for your support.

Stay tuned for more updates.


Note: Direct eye contact with the hair may result in the following symptoms: dizziness, nausea, cramping, rash, headaches, and a minor risk of random, unexplained discharge.