The Seven Day Itch

Through amazing technological advancements of modern science, we have a achieved another great feat that is sure to shake the globe. Fig.A demonstrates a rough composite/artists rendering of how the beard may appear at midway point. Apparently we were only able to compute midway as recommended by the experts due to the sheer magnitude that we have come to know as the 30 Day Beard Challenge.
I was quite disturbed by the results.
Today we have reached $65 and are not quite on par to reaching the goal. On the horizon we will attempt to add a PAYPAL donation button to help us out. As another bonus, the potential for last day "handle bars" if and only if the goal is reached will likely happen and there will surely be photographs to appear, disappear and reappear for eternity.
All beards aside, remember that this is for two great causes! Keep it up!