An interview with Mini-me

Interviewer: Mini-me, is it true that people have told you that your appearance is similar to someone else in the office?

Mini-me: Yes, it all started when that someone grew a goatee and tried calling it a beard. If anyone asks, I had this first.

Interviewer: You seem upset, what troubles you?

Mini-me: Maybe I am upset because I'm sitting around in white boxers all day holding a styrofoam cup. Maybe its because I currently only have one pink nipple on my chest. What do you think?

Interviewer: I see.

Mini-me: What?

Interviewer: Oh nothing. It's just that I can see what they are talking about. The resemblance is uncanny.

Mini-me: This interview is over. Where are my pants?